What does your favourite Khan say about you?

We all know how obsessed our country is with Bollywood. Not only Bollywood movies, but our stars, their lives basically everything. And God help you if you start liking one. Because slowly and steadily you start to worship him/her. Currently, we have three demigods in our country. The three Khans. Whether you're into Bollywood or not you HAVE to like one of the three Khans. Well, you can like Saif or Akshay or somebody new but you must be into the Khandom (Khan+fandom=Khandom Not very innovative? Okay.)

SRK, Salman and Aamir are currently the kings of Bollywood and all three have very distinctive personalities and I have come to the conclusion that your preferred Khan says a lot about you and your personality.

Disclaimer: I'm no psychologist. Just a jobless 19 year old who refuses to go out and socialize and derps on the internet the whole day and night.


SHAH RUKH KHAN

People who love Shah Rukh Khan have one common trait, they love the underdog. They maybe the underdog themselves. They're the kind of people who believe that anybody is allowed to achieve anything they want. They believe that everybody should be given a fair chance at life and everybody is allowed to dream big no matter what. They are work hard and party harder. They are the smart asses who somehow slack off all the time but manage to stand on their own feet. Fiercely independent and will never take shit from anybody. They maybe a little risky to trust but great people to hang out with. They sometimes consciously or unconsciously manipulate people for their benefits. They believe in complete freedom. They're the free spirits who think everything is possible. They have this thirst of adventure and taste for rebellion and are reckless. They are the sneaky assholes who will film you drunk and will blackmail you with your embarrassing videos. They are the people who will always see the brighter side. Ordinary doesn't work for them. They are the people of the extremes. They either play for everything or nothing. Midway doesn't exist for them. They are the people with big dreams and have even bigger determination to achieve them. They love drama and always go out with a bang. They don't like to dominate nor do they like being dominated. They are the ones who will call you at 1 am and say, "CHAL LONAVALA CHALTE HAI!" And you will have to go with them because you can never say no to them. Sadly, they'll turn up to work completely fine the next day whereas you'll be too tired to function.




SALMAN KHAN

People who love Salman Khan love their individualism. They won't change themselves for anything or anyone. Sensitive and traditional and they want things their way. They're loyalists and they don't like being betrayed. They're the one's with strong values and principals. They will never go against something they believe in. They are stubborn and will not take 'NO' for answer. They maybe slightly judgmental but once they get to know you they might change their opinion. MIGHT. They have a loving heart and will accept anybody. They love to help people out. They're complete softies and will protect their loved ones no matter what. They are not lovers of detail. They're the spontaneous and they love to have fun and sometimes go overboard. They can never be ignored. They are the ones who are not afraid to go to you boss and tell them to STFU and will quit their job. They probably who punctured tires when they were kids. They are sometimes taken for granted but when they realize it they will make the person's life a living hell. When they're good they're great but when they're bad they are the absolute worst. People who love them, love them to death. But, people who don't, absolutely hate them. Too bad they don't really care about haters. They're not afraid to be vulnerable and when you get to know them they'll be the complete opposite of what they appear to be. They are the ones who get drunk and then proclaim their undying love for you.



AAMIR KHAN

People who love Aamir Khan are quiet and are thinkers. But don't let their shy and quiet appearance fool you because they are aware about everything. They are well read. From politics to philosophy to food to movies to celebrity gossip. They know every damn thing. They don't like being random and reckless and like to think about a decision rather than just jumping into one. They are lovers of detail. They're the ones you find in a coffee shop, reading a novel. But, they're pretty silly and geeky too. If they're talking quantum thermodynamics, they will also talk to you about farts and will also have a farting competition with you. However, don't piss them off because they will never blast off at you. They will give you the deadly silent treatment. And when I say deadly, I mean literally deadly. They love everything and are open to everything. They'll love chicken tandoori but will also know how to cook a ravioli with ricotta cheese filling. They like to have fun but don't prefer to go overboard. They are generally the ones who are handling their drunk friends and helping them clean up. They are very clear in their heads and nothing turns them on more than a well organized schedule. They are the ones you call at 4 am when you are caught by the police for drunk driving. And they will be there to bail you out. With an elaborate story. And they will also win their hearts in the process. But you will never know what's in their heads and what they're thinking. One day they'll tell you that you're the world to them and the next moment they may say, "It's not working out ya." Too bad you won't get mad at them because you'll be too busy thinking what the hell happened and you will never know. 

Going away to college.

My parents always told me how different college is from school. I thought the only difference would be the absence of uniforms and the freedom of bunking lectures. However, when I started going to college I realized how different these two places are. Almost like two different dimensions.

The first thing I learnt was that no matter how early I left home to attend college, I'd always end up bunking the first lecture.

Later I noticed, I aced the tests for which I did not study at all, and failed the tests for which I worked really hard.

A day before my finals I was either watching tv, or was on facebook or out with friends. In school I worked hard for good marks. In college, I just studied enough to pass.

I never paid attention in class. Self studying helped me gain the small amount of marks I secured.

Sunday was never a fun day. I always had something or the other due for Monday which ate up my entire weekend.

I wish I had known that psychology is actually biology. Biology is actually chemistry. Chemistry is actually physics. And physics is actually maths.

When I entered college, my parents suddenly became so smart. They'd catch every lie I'd say, every excuse I'd make.

Somehow, I could never remember anyone's names. If I could remember someone's face, I couldn't remember their name. If I could remember their name, I couldn't remember their face.

I managed to sleep through every class. No matter what time the class was scheduled, I managed to fall asleep.

I met people who were judgmental about different things. Some judged people by their clothes, some by their taste in music, some by their academic performance, some by their taste in books, some by their size. Even if you were interesting, funny and sweet it didn't matter.

There would never be just one group of friends. There would be many. One, from whom the home work had to copied. Second, the people whom I actually liked etc.

But at the end of the day, college was fun in its own way and school was fun in its own way. Just that the amount of mistakes one commits is more in college than school.

Things I do while studying.

My concentration level is very poor. It's as poor as a dripping tap. Why a dripping tap? Because, a dripping tap is non living and non living objects have no concentration at all. I guess that's why I have never done that great in my exams. These are the things I do while studying.

1) Click pictures of the sun, moon (Depends upon when I'm studying), roads, cars, mugs, mats, insects and the hilarious pictures of the scientists in my textbooks.

2) Sleep. I read a sentence and I fall asleep. And then I curse the weather and my bed.

3) Eat. Even when I am not hungry! I don't know but I find it really comforting when my mouth is moving so that I don't have to concentrate on what I am reading.

4) Bite my nails. Because the nail cutter is in the drawer at the end of the room and my position is really very comfortable.

5) Count the number of tiles in the room. Sometimes I check if my foot fits in the tile or not.

6) Contemplating the meaning of life. Philosophical and comical. Both.

7) Dream about how my friends are going to turn out in the future. Who'll get fat? Who'll get married first? Etc.

8) Check out my financial condition. If I should stay at home and save money or go out and spend it all.

9) Eat. Again. And then sleep.

10) Stare at an object just to check if I have telepathic powers. Epic fail.

11) Wonder if its just deja vu or I'm a psychic like Raven.

12) Pretend to have a mustache with my hair. I also strain my eyes for the Asian look.

13) Balance my body on my back, butt and the back of legs. And then sleep.

14) Convert all the 'o' s in my text book into smileys.

15) Kill mosquitoes because odomos is too mainstream.

Being cool is not my thing.

My mom keeps complaining about the way I am. I don't really blame her. I am not like the usual I-need-my-own-space sort of teenager. Being cool is something I can never learn. I have some very unusual and annoying habits. Like,

1) I am very lazy. Like Bruno Mars' Lazy song. I really don't feel like moving. To the extent by not taking a bath. The longest I have gone without a bath is 5 days. True story.

2) I hate dressing up. I always count on my Spongebob tee, my trustworthy crocs or converse and my worn out jeans. No, I do not own a pair of Jimmy Choo heels and no I don't want them either. They won't be helpful during Zombie Apocalypse. Well, I do own dresses, but dresses are too mainstream. Being judged upon my ignorant fashion sense has never 'scared' me.

3) Parties suck! I hate the idea of partying. Everything about the culture annoys me. Wearing good clothes, putting on 3 kgs of make up, wearing 10 inch high heels, abusing your hair, being nice to people, posing ridiculously and clicking pictures etc. I'd rather sit at home with my close friends, order pizza and watch some movie.

4) I love food more than guys. I have the appetite of a 35 year old man. I love junk food more than a relationship. I'd choose KFC over a loving boyfriend. I'd pick pizza over romance. Actually, I'd prefer all these put together over Justin Beiber. What the hell am I saying?! I'D FRIGGING CHOOSE POOP OVER HIM!

5) I don't know if it's just a stereotype or it's true but a lot of girls want a perfect marriage. The one's they show in the movies, huge cake, formals, pretty dresses, crying. Hell, I want a court marriage! But I want a grand reception. Well, for the food and for the kick ass gifts! The dress code will have to be casual preferably band tees. And I want AC/DC in the background, releasing the souls from our body!

6) Japanese Anime is pretty much as as obsession for me. Pokemon, Naruto and Dragon ball z are my all time favorites. Especially Pokemon! Although I love Indigo and Orange League ONLY! I support Pokeshipping. And no, I do not find Pikachu cute, hes a badass pokemon. Whenever Ash had to say goodbye to some pokemon for some reason I have cried like crazy shit. I hate 90210, Gossip Girl and Pretty Little Liars. Lumps of shit.

7) The Facebook profile picture traditions kind of bugs me. Clicking a picture where you're not looking at the camera and you have a very Look-at-me-I-am-so-ignorant-I-don't-even-know-what-I-will-be-eating-for-my-next-meal kind of look. Editing it like professional bad ass photographer and using effects whose names you can't even pronounce. Now, here comes the tricky part, THE CAPTION! Now the caption CANNOT be about something you think about the picture. It just has to be about some mindless thing like attitude, life, dogs, fences etc. And they have to be quoted by someone else. Not you. Hot favorites? Coco Chanel, Marilyn Monroe, Al Pacino and sometimes even Angelina Jolie.

Bottom line, I'm NOT cool. And I don't think I have a problem with it. I have a bunch of awesome friends who are by the way *almost* like me, loving parents and a lot of blessings. So the sorority world can go to hell.