Things I do while studying.

My concentration level is very poor. It's as poor as a dripping tap. Why a dripping tap? Because, a dripping tap is non living and non living objects have no concentration at all. I guess that's why I have never done that great in my exams. These are the things I do while studying.

1) Click pictures of the sun, moon (Depends upon when I'm studying), roads, cars, mugs, mats, insects and the hilarious pictures of the scientists in my textbooks.

2) Sleep. I read a sentence and I fall asleep. And then I curse the weather and my bed.

3) Eat. Even when I am not hungry! I don't know but I find it really comforting when my mouth is moving so that I don't have to concentrate on what I am reading.

4) Bite my nails. Because the nail cutter is in the drawer at the end of the room and my position is really very comfortable.

5) Count the number of tiles in the room. Sometimes I check if my foot fits in the tile or not.

6) Contemplating the meaning of life. Philosophical and comical. Both.

7) Dream about how my friends are going to turn out in the future. Who'll get fat? Who'll get married first? Etc.

8) Check out my financial condition. If I should stay at home and save money or go out and spend it all.

9) Eat. Again. And then sleep.

10) Stare at an object just to check if I have telepathic powers. Epic fail.

11) Wonder if its just deja vu or I'm a psychic like Raven.

12) Pretend to have a mustache with my hair. I also strain my eyes for the Asian look.

13) Balance my body on my back, butt and the back of legs. And then sleep.

14) Convert all the 'o' s in my text book into smileys.

15) Kill mosquitoes because odomos is too mainstream.

Being cool is not my thing.

My mom keeps complaining about the way I am. I don't really blame her. I am not like the usual I-need-my-own-space sort of teenager. Being cool is something I can never learn. I have some very unusual and annoying habits. Like,

1) I am very lazy. Like Bruno Mars' Lazy song. I really don't feel like moving. To the extent by not taking a bath. The longest I have gone without a bath is 5 days. True story.

2) I hate dressing up. I always count on my Spongebob tee, my trustworthy crocs or converse and my worn out jeans. No, I do not own a pair of Jimmy Choo heels and no I don't want them either. They won't be helpful during Zombie Apocalypse. Well, I do own dresses, but dresses are too mainstream. Being judged upon my ignorant fashion sense has never 'scared' me.

3) Parties suck! I hate the idea of partying. Everything about the culture annoys me. Wearing good clothes, putting on 3 kgs of make up, wearing 10 inch high heels, abusing your hair, being nice to people, posing ridiculously and clicking pictures etc. I'd rather sit at home with my close friends, order pizza and watch some movie.

4) I love food more than guys. I have the appetite of a 35 year old man. I love junk food more than a relationship. I'd choose KFC over a loving boyfriend. I'd pick pizza over romance. Actually, I'd prefer all these put together over Justin Beiber. What the hell am I saying?! I'D FRIGGING CHOOSE POOP OVER HIM!

5) I don't know if it's just a stereotype or it's true but a lot of girls want a perfect marriage. The one's they show in the movies, huge cake, formals, pretty dresses, crying. Hell, I want a court marriage! But I want a grand reception. Well, for the food and for the kick ass gifts! The dress code will have to be casual preferably band tees. And I want AC/DC in the background, releasing the souls from our body!

6) Japanese Anime is pretty much as as obsession for me. Pokemon, Naruto and Dragon ball z are my all time favorites. Especially Pokemon! Although I love Indigo and Orange League ONLY! I support Pokeshipping. And no, I do not find Pikachu cute, hes a badass pokemon. Whenever Ash had to say goodbye to some pokemon for some reason I have cried like crazy shit. I hate 90210, Gossip Girl and Pretty Little Liars. Lumps of shit.

7) The Facebook profile picture traditions kind of bugs me. Clicking a picture where you're not looking at the camera and you have a very Look-at-me-I-am-so-ignorant-I-don't-even-know-what-I-will-be-eating-for-my-next-meal kind of look. Editing it like professional bad ass photographer and using effects whose names you can't even pronounce. Now, here comes the tricky part, THE CAPTION! Now the caption CANNOT be about something you think about the picture. It just has to be about some mindless thing like attitude, life, dogs, fences etc. And they have to be quoted by someone else. Not you. Hot favorites? Coco Chanel, Marilyn Monroe, Al Pacino and sometimes even Angelina Jolie.

Bottom line, I'm NOT cool. And I don't think I have a problem with it. I have a bunch of awesome friends who are by the way *almost* like me, loving parents and a lot of blessings. So the sorority world can go to hell.