We all know how obsessed our country is with Bollywood. Not only Bollywood movies, but our stars, their lives basically everything. And God help you if you start liking one. Because slowly and steadily you start to worship him/her. Currently, we have three demigods in our country. The three Khans. Whether you're into Bollywood or not you HAVE to like one of the three Khans. Well, you can like Saif or Akshay or somebody new but you must be into the Khandom (Khan+fandom=Khandom Not very innovative? Okay.)
SRK, Salman and Aamir are currently the kings of Bollywood and all three have very distinctive personalities and I have come to the conclusion that your preferred Khan says a lot about you and your personality.
Disclaimer: I'm no psychologist. Just a jobless 19 year old who refuses to go out and socialize and derps on the internet the whole day and night.
SHAH RUKH KHAN
People who love Shah Rukh Khan have one common trait, they love the underdog. They maybe the underdog themselves. They're the kind of people who believe that anybody is allowed to achieve anything they want. They believe that everybody should be given a fair chance at life and everybody is allowed to dream big no matter what. They are work hard and party harder. They are the smart asses who somehow slack off all the time but manage to stand on their own feet. Fiercely independent and will never take shit from anybody. They maybe a little risky to trust but great people to hang out with. They sometimes consciously or unconsciously manipulate people for their benefits. They believe in complete freedom. They're the free spirits who think everything is possible. They have this thirst of adventure and taste for rebellion and are reckless. They are the sneaky assholes who will film you drunk and will blackmail you with your embarrassing videos. They are the people who will always see the brighter side. Ordinary doesn't work for them. They are the people of the extremes. They either play for everything or nothing. Midway doesn't exist for them. They are the people with big dreams and have even bigger determination to achieve them. They love drama and always go out with a bang. They don't like to dominate nor do they like being dominated. They are the ones who will call you at 1 am and say, "CHAL LONAVALA CHALTE HAI!" And you will have to go with them because you can never say no to them. Sadly, they'll turn up to work completely fine the next day whereas you'll be too tired to function.
SALMAN KHAN
People who love Salman Khan love their individualism. They won't change themselves for anything or anyone. Sensitive and traditional and they want things their way. They're loyalists and they don't like being betrayed. They're the one's with strong values and principals. They will never go against something they believe in. They are stubborn and will not take 'NO' for answer. They maybe slightly judgmental but once they get to know you they might change their opinion. MIGHT. They have a loving heart and will accept anybody. They love to help people out. They're complete softies and will protect their loved ones no matter what. They are not lovers of detail. They're the spontaneous and they love to have fun and sometimes go overboard. They can never be ignored. They are the ones who are not afraid to go to you boss and tell them to STFU and will quit their job. They probably who punctured tires when they were kids. They are sometimes taken for granted but when they realize it they will make the person's life a living hell. When they're good they're great but when they're bad they are the absolute worst. People who love them, love them to death. But, people who don't, absolutely hate them. Too bad they don't really care about haters. They're not afraid to be vulnerable and when you get to know them they'll be the complete opposite of what they appear to be. They are the ones who get drunk and then proclaim their undying love for you.
AAMIR KHAN
People who love Aamir Khan are quiet and are thinkers. But don't let their shy and quiet appearance fool you because they are aware about everything. They are well read. From politics to philosophy to food to movies to celebrity gossip. They know every damn thing. They don't like being random and reckless and like to think about a decision rather than just jumping into one. They are lovers of detail. They're the ones you find in a coffee shop, reading a novel. But, they're pretty silly and geeky too. If they're talking quantum thermodynamics, they will also talk to you about farts and will also have a farting competition with you. However, don't piss them off because they will never blast off at you. They will give you the deadly silent treatment. And when I say deadly, I mean literally deadly. They love everything and are open to everything. They'll love chicken tandoori but will also know how to cook a ravioli with ricotta cheese filling. They like to have fun but don't prefer to go overboard. They are generally the ones who are handling their drunk friends and helping them clean up. They are very clear in their heads and nothing turns them on more than a well organized schedule. They are the ones you call at 4 am when you are caught by the police for drunk driving. And they will be there to bail you out. With an elaborate story. And they will also win their hearts in the process. But you will never know what's in their heads and what they're thinking. One day they'll tell you that you're the world to them and the next moment they may say, "It's not working out ya." Too bad you won't get mad at them because you'll be too busy thinking what the hell happened and you will never know.
SRK, Salman and Aamir are currently the kings of Bollywood and all three have very distinctive personalities and I have come to the conclusion that your preferred Khan says a lot about you and your personality.
Disclaimer: I'm no psychologist. Just a jobless 19 year old who refuses to go out and socialize and derps on the internet the whole day and night.
SHAH RUKH KHAN
People who love Shah Rukh Khan have one common trait, they love the underdog. They maybe the underdog themselves. They're the kind of people who believe that anybody is allowed to achieve anything they want. They believe that everybody should be given a fair chance at life and everybody is allowed to dream big no matter what. They are work hard and party harder. They are the smart asses who somehow slack off all the time but manage to stand on their own feet. Fiercely independent and will never take shit from anybody. They maybe a little risky to trust but great people to hang out with. They sometimes consciously or unconsciously manipulate people for their benefits. They believe in complete freedom. They're the free spirits who think everything is possible. They have this thirst of adventure and taste for rebellion and are reckless. They are the sneaky assholes who will film you drunk and will blackmail you with your embarrassing videos. They are the people who will always see the brighter side. Ordinary doesn't work for them. They are the people of the extremes. They either play for everything or nothing. Midway doesn't exist for them. They are the people with big dreams and have even bigger determination to achieve them. They love drama and always go out with a bang. They don't like to dominate nor do they like being dominated. They are the ones who will call you at 1 am and say, "CHAL LONAVALA CHALTE HAI!" And you will have to go with them because you can never say no to them. Sadly, they'll turn up to work completely fine the next day whereas you'll be too tired to function.
SALMAN KHAN
People who love Salman Khan love their individualism. They won't change themselves for anything or anyone. Sensitive and traditional and they want things their way. They're loyalists and they don't like being betrayed. They're the one's with strong values and principals. They will never go against something they believe in. They are stubborn and will not take 'NO' for answer. They maybe slightly judgmental but once they get to know you they might change their opinion. MIGHT. They have a loving heart and will accept anybody. They love to help people out. They're complete softies and will protect their loved ones no matter what. They are not lovers of detail. They're the spontaneous and they love to have fun and sometimes go overboard. They can never be ignored. They are the ones who are not afraid to go to you boss and tell them to STFU and will quit their job. They probably who punctured tires when they were kids. They are sometimes taken for granted but when they realize it they will make the person's life a living hell. When they're good they're great but when they're bad they are the absolute worst. People who love them, love them to death. But, people who don't, absolutely hate them. Too bad they don't really care about haters. They're not afraid to be vulnerable and when you get to know them they'll be the complete opposite of what they appear to be. They are the ones who get drunk and then proclaim their undying love for you.
AAMIR KHAN
People who love Aamir Khan are quiet and are thinkers. But don't let their shy and quiet appearance fool you because they are aware about everything. They are well read. From politics to philosophy to food to movies to celebrity gossip. They know every damn thing. They don't like being random and reckless and like to think about a decision rather than just jumping into one. They are lovers of detail. They're the ones you find in a coffee shop, reading a novel. But, they're pretty silly and geeky too. If they're talking quantum thermodynamics, they will also talk to you about farts and will also have a farting competition with you. However, don't piss them off because they will never blast off at you. They will give you the deadly silent treatment. And when I say deadly, I mean literally deadly. They love everything and are open to everything. They'll love chicken tandoori but will also know how to cook a ravioli with ricotta cheese filling. They like to have fun but don't prefer to go overboard. They are generally the ones who are handling their drunk friends and helping them clean up. They are very clear in their heads and nothing turns them on more than a well organized schedule. They are the ones you call at 4 am when you are caught by the police for drunk driving. And they will be there to bail you out. With an elaborate story. And they will also win their hearts in the process. But you will never know what's in their heads and what they're thinking. One day they'll tell you that you're the world to them and the next moment they may say, "It's not working out ya." Too bad you won't get mad at them because you'll be too busy thinking what the hell happened and you will never know.
